15 Answers To Where Babies Come From That Will Make You Do A Spit Take

1. Keep it simple.







Amanduh @Mandama004
"Where do babies come from?"

"Jamaica"

- and people act like parenting is hard or whatever
12:27 PM - Jan 13, 2017
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2. Answer their question with a question.







Alison Stonecypher @stonecypherent
The Kidlet asked me where babies come from. I asked her how to get to Sesame Street. And now we stare at each other. 
2:15 AM - Apr 25, 2015
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3. Hit 'em with the alternative facts.







Dave @pittdave13
My son found some handcuffs under our bed so I had to have "the talk" today...
I'm an international crime fighter now
6:38 PM - Jul 14, 2017
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4. Shipping is free with Prime.







Matthew Hardman @realhardman
Sarah - "Dad, where do babies come from?"
Me - "Amazon"
Sarah - thinking for a while... "OK"
7:18 AM - Jul 22, 2017
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5. Whoa. Way harsh. (True, but harsh.)







Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans
"Dad where do babies come from?"

"Some say a swirling hell portal on the outskirts of town. Others, from the bottom of a mystic lake"
10:26 PM - Jul 16, 2017
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6. Let sperm swimming to the sounds of The Beach Boys do the heavy lifting.







Grace Timothy 
✔@Mumface
4 year old: "Mama, where do babies come from?"
Me: "OK, I think it's time to watch Look Who's Talking." 
6:34 PM - Mar 29, 2017
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7. 🍆 + 🍑 = 👶🏽







Dongley Knog @monstercoached
milennial dad sitting down to give his kid The Talk: son, I think it's time you learned about the eggplant emojis and the peach emojis
3:19 PM - Jul 21, 2017
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8. Keep your phone out of reach.







Kimberly @momgosomething
Siri, where do babies come from?

Me half awake in the kitchen: Nooooooooooooooo!!! God noooooooooooo!

- Mom life
5:25 PM - Jul 18, 2017
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9. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯







Emily Sutton @emmyluuwho
Karson just asked me where babies come from. Long story short he now thinks if you kiss a girl you get a baby. 🤷🏻‍♀️
7:19 AM - Jul 14, 2017
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10. A little misdirection never hurt.







Leaf! @Feiqn
[GAY PARENTING]
Son: where do babies come from
Me: ask your mother
Son:
Me:
Me: shit.
4:28 AM - Jul 11, 2016
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11. Find out what they know.







Lina Elyse @mombearpig
Z: where do babies come from? Me:where do you think? Z: moms butts  
1:08 PM - Feb 27, 2016
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12. Plan in advance.







Josh Eccles @JoshEboy
parenting style: hide babies all over house

when kid asks where babies come from I'll yell "WHERE DONT THEY COME FROM" & open every cabinet
11:09 PM - Jan 29, 2015
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13. Don't worry about reality.







Alia Ishida @thatdogoverther
I never thought I'd have to give "the talk" to a kid, let alone have it end with "So, wait, birds mate by putting their butts together!?"
5:38 AM - Jul 11, 2017
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14. Traumatize them.







melissa 🛎 @iwashavingawee
Kid: Dad, where do babies come from?

Harry: I feel very lucky to have worked on this project with your mother.
12:49 AM - Jul 20, 2017
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15. Create a diversion.







Melissa Iacoboni @Mellion
*At lunch with Nate*
N- mom, plz pass the fries
N- oh and where do babies come from?
Me- do you want a milkshake?!
Another parenting win
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